The Japanese version... http://themicrogiant.com/7%e6%9c%88%e3%81%aetokyo-weekender%ef%bc%88%e8%8b%b1%e8%aa%9e%e3%81%ae%e3%83%95%e3%83%aa%e3%83%bc%e3%83%9a%e3%83%bc%e3%83%91%e3%83%bc%ef%bc%89%e3%81%ab%e6%8e%b2%e8%bc%89%e3%81%95%e3%82%8c%e3%81%9f/
“You shut the fuck up and wait,” Tom said, pointing his finger at the driver honking at him from behind.
Tom was a big-bellied fat man. A pistol and a pocketknife hung from his waist. http://themicrogiant.com/leave-them-statues-alone-1-of-2/
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